Top 5 Reasons Sarah Palin Would Make a Great VP

#5: Having spent the past year and a half governing a state whose population is nearly as large as Columbus, Ohio's, she is a seasoned leader well prepared to lead this nation during a time of war, balance the budget and resolve the economic crisis, keep America safe from terrorism, and meet the global challenge of climate change!

#4: In her entire twenty-one months as governor of Alaska, she has only come under investigation for ethical violations twice so far!

#3: She has demonstrated integrity and character by only lying about her office's involvement in said ethical dilemma a few times, and by more or less ceasing to lie about that as soon as the incriminating tape recordings were leaked to the press!

#2: She's tough on polar bears!

#1: She might help stop McCain from using the "C" word in public!